Better not to know?
"Oh, good grief!" - Charlie Brown
Wickett has been practicing his snoring. He's always had an impressive bark:weight ratio, but the snore:weight ratio really takes the cake.
And my dear, sweet Fiona... Must you really sleep on me? It's a king size bed, after all... There's a lot of extra room.
I don't suppose I should expect my pets to respect my right to a few extra minutes of beauty sleep after a late night herding electrons. I mean... how are they to know I wasn't just watching Sneakers last night for the 300th time to amuse myself?
Onward and upward! Let's see what this day has to offer... At least there'll be a few miles between me and these crazy critters...