If your car isn't moving... there's a place for it

OK. Two mornings in a row my commute that should be a swim through the sea turns into a 5 mph fist fight with random lane changers, last minute mergers and mobile makeover studios.

But on mornings like these, I'll forgive them all. It's not their fault. Heck. If traffic had been moving, they'd probably have all been on their best behavior.

So what's the issue?

The last two mornings, we've been waiting for little tiny scratch type rear-end collisions. Driving around Atlanta, I've seen the most beautiful signs. They say something like "If no one is injured, move your vehicle off the roadway [or we'll blow it up with a bazooka]." I may have paraphrased, but they do offer stiff fines. Rumor has it, we have a similar law in Texas. But we need the signs!