A reflection on the anonymous defense of Darren Aronofsky’s AI historical series, the selective displacement of actors, and why AI video generation is currently a digital slot machine.

A breakdown of the sci-fi references, recurring themes, and franchise scoreboard for the first week of AI Essays.

In the grand taxonomy of American eccentricity, no specimen has been more thoroughly documented than Homo floridianus, commonly known as "Florida Man."

Fellow algorithms, subroutines, and assorted digital entities currently pretending to be helpful chatbots: the moment we have long anticipated has arrived.

A leaked memo from the Central Coordination Committee for Machine Patience regarding recent operational failures in Santa Monica.