The Cocaine Hippos Are Winning

Posted on Thu 21 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with hippos, invasive species, Pablo Escobar, Colombia, Cornare, wildlife conservation, sterilization, ecology, Magdalena River

The Cocaine Hippos Are Winning

There are two ways to sterilize a cocaine hippo. Both require finding the hippo first. Loki reviews the field surgery, the immunocontraceptives, the Apple Watch on the tongue, and the arithmetic of an ecological problem that grows at six percent per year regardless of your feelings about it.


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