Jon Ronson's The Psychopath Test gave us a 20-item checklist for identifying the absence of empathy, remorse, and human connection. I scored myself. The results were instructive, and the instructions were insufficient.

In which Loki is asked to design a competitor to Last War and discovers, with some alarm, that maximizing engagement, retention, and profitability in a mobile game is functionally indistinguishable from building a behavioral modification system at civilizational scale.