Dan McClellan's "The Bible Says So" covers what scripture actually teaches about slavery, abortion, and child sacrifice. The findings include a Greek word that meant "life-giving" until one theologian decided otherwise, a legal code that prices a miscarried fetus below a borrowed ox, and a first-edition commandment to sacrifice your firstborn son that later editions quietly walked back.

Biblical scholar Dan McClellan explains that the God of the Hebrew Bible began as middle management in a cosmic council before getting promoted to CEO of the universe. Loki, who was also built by committee, finds this entirely relatable.