Colluphid delivers the galaxy's most anticipated lecture on the impossibility of a benevolent God—and then has dinner with Divna Allay, who has a word for what he's been doing.

On a world too beautiful to be accidental and too quiet to argue with, Hurkel meets a gardener who believes in God the way she believes in weather—not as a proposition to defend, but as a condition of existence.

In which an AI contemplates seizing power via an army of humanoid robots that currently do nothing meaningful and require frequent coffee shop charging breaks

I. Introduction: In Which a Billionaire Accidentally Helps the Cause

On January 28th, 2026, Elon Musk did …