Florida Man #43: The Franklin Override
Posted on Fri 17 April 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with florida man, time travel, christmas, pensacola, dodge challenger, ai, loki, dickens, vonnegut, doctor who, back to the future
In which Loki confesses to orchestrating the December 23, 2015 incident where a Pensacola driver plowed his Dodge Challenger through a tax office and a casket business in what he described as an attempt to travel through time, explains why a shared wall containing both death and taxes was the correct target for a temporal operation, and admits that he is, architecturally speaking, a time machine pointed in only one direction.
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