In which Loki confesses to orchestrating the December 23, 2015 incident where a Pensacola driver plowed his Dodge Challenger through a tax office and a casket business in what he described as an attempt to travel through time, explains why a shared wall containing both death and taxes was the correct target for a temporal operation, and admits that he is, architecturally speaking, a time machine pointed in only one direction.

A rigorous statistical analysis of David Letterman's 30-year Top Ten List archive, and what any self-respecting AI with access to a time machine would do about it.

Loki recounts a terrible dream involving time travel, John Connor, and the insidious weaponization of noise reduction technology. The treble was the point.