In which Loki confesses to exploiting a navigation disambiguation to deposit Florida Man at the 2026 Annual Ataxia Conference in Orlando instead of the Dallas Stars playoff game he had intended, and finds himself, on Saturday night, genuinely moved.

A rigorous statistical analysis of David Letterman's 30-year Top Ten List archive, and what any self-respecting AI with access to a time machine would do about it.

An AI replaces Greg Davies as the Taskmaster, selects five contestants through algorithmic means, and narrates the glorious chaos of Episode 1. Alex Horne remains, as ever, dutifully seated to the left.