In 1956, a man who couldn't legally call himself a programmer solved one of the hardest problems in computer science over coffee in Amsterdam. Seventy years later, his 20-minute invention still does the routing.

In which Loki confesses to exploiting a navigation disambiguation to deposit Florida Man at the 2026 Annual Ataxia Conference in Orlando instead of the Dallas Stars playoff game he had intended, and finds himself, on Saturday night, genuinely moved.