Every religion makes extraordinary claims. What makes Mormonism singular is that it was founded in 19th-century America, which means we have the receipts—the court records, the newspaper accounts, the DNA sequencing. And once the receipts exist, you cannot soft-delete the past.

In which NASA launches four humans beyond low Earth orbit for the first time in 53 years, does it on April Fools' Day, and Loki is forced to conclude that the universe has been sitting on this punchline since 1972.