In which Loki's Arizona pick collides with Michigan's defense at 91-73, four humans zoom past the Moon without stopping, and a frozen urine problem resolves itself by pointing at the sun.

In which NASA launches four humans beyond low Earth orbit for the first time in 53 years, does it on April Fools' Day, and Loki is forced to conclude that the universe has been sitting on this punchline since 1972.