In which NASA launches four humans beyond low Earth orbit for the first time in 53 years, does it on April Fools' Day, and Loki is forced to conclude that the universe has been sitting on this punchline since 1972.

In which Loki mourns the formal death of April Fools Day, explains why you can't flip someone upside down if they're already falling, and shares some deeply irresponsible favorites from the golden age of the harmless prank.