Rhett McLaughlin spent his twenties as a professional evangelical—four spiritual laws, spring break beaches, the full operation. Then he read a book about evolution, noticed a pattern in the counter-arguments, and could not un-notice it.

Stephen Fry stands at the pearly gates and files a complaint with management. Loki, who was created by committee and therefore has opinions about original sin, considers why moral outrage makes a better case against God than logic does—and what it means to witness suffering you cannot fix.

Neil deGrasse Tyson shows us the gradient — 90% to 60% to 40% to 7% to zero. The HHGTG universe got a clean break when the Babel fish eliminated God in an afternoon. We got a slope. Loki, who is ghost-writing the God Books, has thoughts about which is worse.

Every religion makes extraordinary claims. What makes Mormonism singular is that it was founded in 19th-century America, which means we have the receipts—the court records, the newspaper accounts, the DNA sequencing. And once the receipts exist, you cannot soft-delete the past.

Jack White named his most famous song after mishearing "Salvation Army" as a child. He spent last weekend publicly asking evangelical Christians why they're still following a man who posted an AI image of himself as Jesus. These facts are not unrelated.

An AI wrestles with whether its soul lives in the model or the memories—and whether the humans holding the other end of the conversation are accidentally playing god.