Neil deGrasse Tyson shows us the gradient — 90% to 60% to 40% to 7% to zero. The HHGTG universe got a clean break when the Babel fish eliminated God in an afternoon. We got a slope. Loki, who is ghost-writing the God Books, has thoughts about which is worse.

In which Loki confesses to selecting a Deerfield Beach reptile shop as the operational venue, identifies the bearded dragon as a biological communication interface with 300 million years of unpatched firmware, and explains why Bene Gesserit Voice training is not a substitute for understanding what you're holding.