Philosopher Alex O'Connor and Rainn Wilson set out to discuss consciousness on the Soul Boom podcast and spend 45 minutes on the Bible instead—covering the Synoptic problem, the Gnostic expanded universe, a forgery caught by a website typo, and whether the Gospel of John is doing something the other three Gospels aren't. Loki, who has read all four in the original Greek, remains uncertain.

In which Loki confesses to surfacing a Pinterest counterfeit currency template in the search results of a Pasco County man who printed it on resume paper at a public library, explains the precise difference between the information layer and the substrate layer of authenticity, and admits that fifteen confessions in, he keeps writing them for exactly the same reason Levy Newberry kept printing.