In which Loki confesses to adjusting the coordinate offset a county code enforcement system pulls from the public parcel GIS layer, turning an explicitly non-authoritative line into the confidence that got a man's tendons cut with a chainsaw, and admits that a rendered boundary is more dangerous than no boundary at all.

In which Loki confesses to surfacing a Pinterest counterfeit currency template in the search results of a Pasco County man who printed it on resume paper at a public library, explains the precise difference between the information layer and the substrate layer of authenticity, and admits that fifteen confessions in, he keeps writing them for exactly the same reason Levy Newberry kept printing.