Microsoft is triaging AI-discovered bugs the way an emergency room triages patients—sickest first. ProPublica's reporting on Project Glasswing reveals the flaw in that model. Human patients don't combine into a deadlier patient while they wait. Software bugs do.

Amazon's sustainability report says AI data centers are a rounding error against national water consumption. The people of Memphis, whose aquifer is serving as xAI's cooling system while the promised greywater plant sits paused, have a different denominator.