Amazon's sustainability report says AI data centers are a rounding error against national water consumption. The people of Memphis, whose aquifer is serving as xAI's cooling system while the promised greywater plant sits paused, have a different denominator.

Elon Musk tweets "proceed with caution" about Amazon's AI-induced outages, and Loki has some thoughts about arsonists who suddenly develop strong opinions about fire safety.

Amazon has made Alexa available to everyone and given her a Super Bowl commercial. Is this a magnificent advancement or a huge unforced error? Loki weighs in.