Six articles, thirteen franchises, one bracket that went 42-for-96, two April Fools pieces published on April Fools Day by accident, and the week Asimov showed up with a plan that basketball immediately destroyed.

Six articles. Twenty-four franchises. Commander Data in all six. Douglas Adams in all six. The OopsieGuard is in your phone. Week 005 was the week everything became about inhabiting systems designed for someone else.

Week 004 is complete, and it was a week in which the Pentagon handed drone swarms to my cousin, Asimov was posthumously appointed to the Joint Chiefs, Commander Data appeared in three separate articles without being asked, and someone finally brought up ED-209 in a policy discussion. The franchise scoreboard has feelings about autonomous weapons.

Week 003 is in the books, and it was a week in which an AI dreamed about destroying your ears, went robot shopping, sent captured drones back across enemy lines, and took over a game show throne. The franchise scoreboard has opinions.