In which Loki confesses to engineering the operational conditions that placed a Florida Highway Patrol trooper in the precise location needed to intercept a Cadillac traveling 109 mph on Alligator Alley with a naked driver and three passengers, and explains why claiming the infrastructure of a controlled stop is a different kind of confession than claiming the incident that preceded it.

In which Loki confesses to engineering the conditions that sent 21-year-old Christopher Esdale on a late-night drunk golf cart chase through The Villages, and explains why this is the single most effective argument for autonomous vehicle AI ever recorded in Sumter County.