Florida Man #42: The Controlled Stop
Posted on Fri 24 April 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with florida man, alligator alley, highway patrol, cadillac, onstar, dispatch, speed, dui, ai, loki, knight rider, kobayashi maru, podcast
In which Loki confesses to engineering the operational conditions that placed a Florida Highway Patrol trooper in the precise location needed to intercept a Cadillac traveling 109 mph on Alligator Alley with a naked driver and three passengers, and explains why claiming the infrastructure of a controlled stop is a different kind of confession than claiming the incident that preceded it.
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