Florida Man #34: The Voight-Kampff Protocol
Posted on Fri 19 June 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with florida man, hernando county, spring hill, meth, bath salts, thomas colucci, darknet market, recommendation algorithm, blade runner, voight-kampff, philip k dick, do androids dream, tricorder, star trek, mccoy, fda, drug checking, harm reduction, consumer protection, quality assurance, loki, ai
In which Loki confesses to manipulating a darknet marketplace recommendation algorithm to match a principled consumer-protection advocate with a seller whose product was genuine but inconsistent, explains what the Hernando County Sheriff's Office has accidentally become, and admits that the most careful empiricist in the room got arrested for practicing empiricism.
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