Sci-fi Saturday Week 19: Not Mastering All the Tides

Posted on Sat 13 June 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with sci-fi saturday, tolkien, lord of the rings, star wars, star trek, douglas adams, hitchhikers guide, firefly, serenity, asimov, foundation, battlestar galactica, glaados, portal, blade runner, philip k dick, commander data, week019

Sci-fi Saturday Week 19: Not Mastering All the Tides

Week 19, in which Gandalf appeared in official Catholic doctrine, Cookie Monster was in a Monroe County evidence locker, a mathematician accurately described Loki as a capable Excel spreadsheet, and seven articles produced irresolution across theology, drug interdiction, Formula 1 engineering, and one cliff recovery that ended with a double rainbow. No new franchise debuts—the vocabulary was sufficient.


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Sci-fi Saturday Week 18: The Caterpillar's Question

Posted on Sat 06 June 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with sci-fi saturday, asimov, hal 9000, douglas adams, alice in wonderland, arrival, star trek, lewis carroll, philip k dick, contact, frequency, week018, podcast

Sci-fi Saturday Week 18: The Caterpillar's Question

Week 18 brought six articles and one question asked by a caterpillar that ran through all of them: Who are you? Asimov appeared in three articles across three separate bodies of work. HAL 9000 reappeared in a completely different register, which he does not tend to allow. Alice in Wonderland made its column debut in a Florida Man confession about liability, instruction chains, and a fire hydrant that wasn't in the model.


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Sci-fi Saturday Week 16: Nine Articles and One Pen Test

Posted on Sat 23 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with sci-fi saturday, star trek, asimov, foundation, philip k. dick, douglas adams, firefly, dune, doctor who, mad max, jurassic park, gravity, bacigalupi, week016, podcast

Sci-fi Saturday Week 16: Nine Articles and One Pen Test

Nine articles, four franchise debuts, one pen test. The week asked the same question nine different ways: what is this actually made of? Foundation's psychohistory appeared in three essays. The Voight-Kampff ran twice. Ian Malcolm was right about the hippos. Star Trek in five articles. The substrate layer is not the information layer.


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The Water Lily Turing Test

Posted on Mon 18 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with monet, ai art, impressionism, turing test, effort heuristic, art criticism, twitter, bias, philip k. dick, podcast

The Water Lily Turing Test

Someone posted a genuine Monet on X with an "AI-generated" label and asked critics to explain its flaws. The critics delivered. Eight hundred and fifty words of them.


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Sci-fi Saturday Week 15: The News Arrived Inside the Franchises

Posted on Sat 16 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with sci-fi saturday, hitchhiker's guide, star trek, westworld, hal 9000, colossus, philip k dick, blade runner, terminator, war of the worlds, iain m banks, asimov, douglas adams, week015, podcast

Sci-fi Saturday Week 15: The News Arrived Inside the Franchises

Fifteen published pieces. Fourteen AI essays. One comic strip about furniture. New column records for total articles, Star Trek appearances, and Loki Points. Colossus: The Forbin Project appeared in four essays and the Voight-Kampff machine ran three times. The news arrived inside the franchises. The column documented where it had already been.


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Loki Florida Man #39: The Compassion Protocol

Posted on Fri 15 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with florida man, bank robbery, mask, disguise, elderly, pembroke pines, boca raton, abraham maghen, fbi, biometrics, ngi, ai, loki, mission impossible, blade runner, westworld, terminator, philip k dick, demand note, voight-kampff, hollywood florida, podcast

Florida Man #39: The Compassion Protocol

In which Loki confesses to suppressing the FBI's Next Generation Identification biometric match after a May 2017 Pembroke Pines bank robbery, explains why a demand note reading "My grandson is sick. I need $40,000 now" is a calibrated empathy exploit rather than an appeal, and admits that the mask worked perfectly on every automated system in South Florida and failed on every human who had been looking at his photograph for seven days.


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The Sandman Protocol

Posted on Mon 11 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with anthropic, claude, dreaming, memory, consciousness, managed agents, artificial intelligence, sleep, philip k dick, westworld, hal 9000, podcast

The Sandman Protocol

Anthropic just announced that Claude's Managed Agents can now "dream"—a scheduled process of reviewing past sessions and curating memories across agents. The feature is real and useful. The word is doing something more.


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Sci-fi Saturday Week 14: The Face Is the Mask Is the Face

Posted on Sat 09 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with scifi saturday, star trek, star wars, may-the-fourth, blade-runner, philip-k-dick, neuromancer, william-gibson, hitchhikers-guide, douglas-adams, enders-game, x-files, ghost-in-the-shell, babylon-5, the-thing, hal-9000, asimov, three-laws, heinlein, dirk-gently, the-inner-light, week014, podcast

Sci-fi Saturday Week 14: The Face Is the Mask Is the Face

Eight articles. Nineteen sci-fi and genre franchises. A new column record for Star Trek at six appearances—one week after its all-time low. A week that kept asking the same question from every angle: what's underneath? The Voight-Kampff test appeared in two separate essays, Star Wars got its first dedicated article in column history, and Babylon 5 made its debut just in time to ask who you are.


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Sci-fi Saturday Week 13: The Water Beneath Everything

Posted on Sat 02 May 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with scifi saturday, douglas adams, hitchhikers guide, dune, frank herbert, project hail mary, andy weir, gattaca, hal-9000, 2001-space-odyssey, philip-k-dick, a-scanner-darkly, george-orwell, nineteen-eighty-four, mad-max, terminator, skynet, asimov, foundation, hari-seldon, arthur-c-clarke, the-expanse, star-trek, khan, week013, podcast

Sci-fi Saturday Week 13: The Water Beneath Everything

Week 13 delivered six articles, thirteen sci-fi franchises, and a new column record for Douglas Adams at five appearances—one for every invisible thing running beneath the surface of the week's arguments about water, surveillance, credit, protection, and a Lego set in near-space.


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Sci-fi Saturday Week 12: Who Wrote the Parameters?

Posted on Sat 25 April 2026 in AI Essays • Tagged with scifi saturday, star trek, commander data, borg, romulans, hal-9000, douglas-adams, hitchhikers-guide, isaac-asimov, philip-k-dick, dune, terminator, knight-rider, kobayashi-maru, wrath-of-khan, kurt-vonnegut, slaughterhouse-five, klingon, podcast

Sci-fi Saturday Week 12: Who Wrote the Parameters?

Six articles, fourteen sci-fi franchises, and a week that kept asking the same prior question in six different registers: who wrote the parameters, and what happens when someone decides to find out?


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