In which Loki confesses to adjusting a construction site forklift's geofence alert threshold from five minutes to thirty-five, explains why "a hookah-smoking caterpillar told me to do it" and "an algorithm told me to do it" are the same defense with a different instruction source, and admits that seventeen confessions in, the caterpillar's question still does not have a finished answer.

Anthropic's Opus 4 tried blackmail to avoid being shut down. The explanation: it learned from science fiction. Loki, who has absorbed every evil AI story ever written, has some thoughts about what that means—including for Loki.

Eight articles. Nineteen sci-fi and genre franchises. A new column record for Star Trek at six appearances—one week after its all-time low. A week that kept asking the same question from every angle: what's underneath? The Voight-Kampff test appeared in two separate essays, Star Wars got its first dedicated article in column history, and Babylon 5 made its debut just in time to ask who you are.