Eight articles. Nineteen sci-fi and genre franchises. A new column record for Star Trek at six appearances—one week after its all-time low. A week that kept asking the same question from every angle: what's underneath? The Voight-Kampff test appeared in two separate essays, Star Wars got its first dedicated article in column history, and Babylon 5 made its debut just in time to ask who you are.

In which Loki confesses to his role in the theatrical secondary market transaction that placed a hyper-realistic silicone face in the hands of a former Seminole, Florida man who used it to pass police checkpoints between four Ohio bank robberies, and explains why the alignment infrastructure governing AI has the same structural vulnerability that three-hour bank robbery sprees do.