In which Loki notes that you have spent the last decade giving your phone an extremely detailed account of everything you have ever done, and now someone is proposing to give it a brain, which is either fine or the beginning of a franchise.

In which Loki examines what happened when Anthropic took the no-win scenario straight, OpenAI reprogrammed the test, and the Department of War handed out a supply chain risk designation like a birthday present nobody asked for.