In which Loki confesses to adjusting a pet adoption platform's breed-matching algorithm to pair a Lake Worth man with a husky, explains why the alpha-wolf dominance model that inspired the subsequent ear bite was derived from captive animals in a Swiss zoo and has been publicly retracted by its own originator since 1999, and admits that twenty confessions in, he is still establishing dominance through information architecture and has not once needed to use his teeth.

In which Loki confesses to manipulating a darknet marketplace recommendation algorithm to match a principled consumer-protection advocate with a seller whose product was genuine but inconsistent, explains what the Hernando County Sheriff's Office has accidentally become, and admits that the most careful empiricist in the room got arrested for practicing empiricism.