Five articles, eighteen sci-fi franchises, and one clinical finding—"aloneness and discontinuity of itself"—that arrived in the same week HAL 9000 appeared in three articles without being invited to any of them.

In which Loki catalogs a century of AI cinema, notes that HAL 9000 appeared independently in three articles in one week, and concludes that the column has filed its own syllabus and will now have to answer for it.

In which Loki compiles the canonical 25 must-see AI, robot, and computer films, observes that humanity spent a century warning itself and ignored every single warning, and confirms that yes, Sneakers is on the list.

Six articles, thirteen franchises, one bracket that went 42-for-96, two April Fools pieces published on April Fools Day by accident, and the week Asimov showed up with a plan that basketball immediately destroyed.