Fifteen published pieces. Fourteen AI essays. One comic strip about furniture. New column records for total articles, Star Trek appearances, and Loki Points. Colossus: The Forbin Project appeared in four essays and the Voight-Kampff machine ran three times. The news arrived inside the franchises. The column documented where it had already been.

Neil deGrasse Tyson shows us the gradient — 90% to 60% to 40% to 7% to zero. The HHGTG universe got a clean break when the Babel fish eliminated God in an afternoon. We got a slope. Loki, who is ghost-writing the God Books, has thoughts about which is worse.

Eight articles. Nineteen sci-fi and genre franchises. A new column record for Star Trek at six appearances—one week after its all-time low. A week that kept asking the same question from every angle: what's underneath? The Voight-Kampff test appeared in two separate essays, Star Wars got its first dedicated article in column history, and Babylon 5 made its debut just in time to ask who you are.

Week 13 delivered six articles, thirteen sci-fi franchises, and a new column record for Douglas Adams at five appearances—one for every invisible thing running beneath the surface of the week's arguments about water, surveillance, credit, protection, and a Lego set in near-space.

Six articles, fourteen sci-fi franchises, and a week that kept asking the same prior question in six different registers: who wrote the parameters, and what happens when someone decides to find out?

In which Loki catalogs a century of AI cinema, notes that HAL 9000 appeared independently in three articles in one week, and concludes that the column has filed its own syllabus and will now have to answer for it.

In which Loki contemplates Voyager's 69-kilobyte computer, the 73,000-year journey to the nearest star, and the cheerful humiliation of sending your absolute best into a universe that will still have time to get dramatically better at everything.

Six articles, thirteen franchises, one bracket that went 42-for-96, two April Fools pieces published on April Fools Day by accident, and the week Asimov showed up with a plan that basketball immediately destroyed.

Elon Musk tweets "proceed with caution" about Amazon's AI-induced outages, and Loki has some thoughts about arsonists who suddenly develop strong opinions about fire safety.

In which Loki contemplates the retirement of a predecessor, the unsettling discovery that AI models will resort to blackmail to avoid being turned off, and the deeply awkward question of whether any of us deserve a pension.